February 2012
Today.
I was playing Skyward Sword the other day, and my sister walks in to bug me. Just as she’s walking in, I exclaim, “I caught a fairy!” She immediately turns around and leaves, saying, “This game is so gay.” (And she does mean gay as in gay—not gay as in stupid.)
Today, I was playing Skyward Sword again, and my sister walks in again. This time, she sees...
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Tomorrow marks the beginning of Black History...
I will be preparing for the massive influx of butthurt “BUT WHAT ABOUT WHITE PEOPLE” posts on Facebook.
January 2012
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SO ALLOW ME TO SHARE WITH YOU THE STORY OF
the first time I ordered something online, ever.
So it all began when I turned 13 or 14. My great-uncle, bless ‘im, gave me a gift card to Walmart. Naturally, I was pretty excited—I could buy whatever I wanted from the superstore and mom and dad would not be able to prevent me from doing so.
Later that week, we went to Walmart, and I had my shiny new gift card in my pocket. Yup, I...
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wtf tumblr.
For some reason every time I attempt to reblog something with text, tumblr won’t allow me to type underneath the quote. If I want to type something, I have to delete the quote (because I don’t want the OP or whoever’s above me to be “misquoted”).
And I don’t necessarily want to do that because sometimes I reblog something specifically because of the content of...
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georgshadow replied to your photo: oops. So hairy, fat, perverted men are probably…
Yes, we are. I mean… THEY are. Also are your eyes freakishly green like that in real life?
SHIT.
And haha, nope. That’s the computer screen reflecting on my glasses. My eyes are actually really dark brown.
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georgshadow replied to your post: georgshadow replied to your post: I tried to pull…
Yeah, I got that lecture. But it never really sank in, obviously.
It really sank in for me because my dad told me “true stories” about some of his students getting kidnapped and never seen again. Terrified me to death.
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georgshadow replied to your post: I tried to pull off a “tough guy” look for a profile picture
I just realized I’ve never seen what you look like. I mean, not as your avatar.
That’s probably because I’ve basically never, ever posted a picture of my face online, anywhere. (Well, once, but it was an ambiguous photo that didn’t show my face up close, so I hardly...
I tried to pull off a "tough guy" look for a...
and I just can’t take it seriously. I also can’t stop laughing.
Maybe I should take a “You can be serious ahaahahaha oh wait you are AHAHAHAH” face because I get into so many arguments on facebook.
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georgshadow replied to your post: WAIT
WHAT, really? I need to read that fer sure.
Yeah! It won and was nominated for several awards, so it sounds pretty good. But it also seems like the film was a little darker in nature.
WAIT
Since I’m on the subject
There was a novel for the Brave Little Toaster?! How the FUCK did I miss that?!
“To protest a bill that would require women to undergo an ultrasound before...”
– Huff Po (via rachelfershleiser)
This is the most beautiful thing. Can we send her flowers?
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hot damn
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That’s my representative!
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She deserves flowers, a cheese platter, chocolates, wine of the month, and one night with Joseph Gordon-Levitt.
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If you don't like bats you are pretty much...
verticalvest:
The majority of bats can fit in the palm of your hand - they are absolutely too small to hurt you in any way.
They are super furry and very, very clean - you have a better chance of catching rabies from a dog than from a bat.
Only two species of bats are capable of “walking” - they are helpless little babs on the ground.
Their echolocation is so superb there is virtually no...
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Harper bans pre-op and non-op trans* people from... →
hormonaltransrex:
oppressionisyucky:
boobsanderson:
Sec 5.2(1)(c) of the ID screening regs of Aeronautics Act: “An air carrier shall not transport a passenger if the passenger does not appear to be of the gender indicated on the identification he or she presents.”
Canada, you’re disappointing me. Additionally, I think it is of note that this has way more to do with passing privilege...
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An Open Letter to Pizza Hut:
Dear Pizza Hut,
My family has indulged in your services for a few years now. You almost always satisfy us with your deliciously greasy pizza and your great customer service. I especially enjoyed your online ordering service, because I have anxiety about using phones. But tonight, you disappointed me and my family. You made our night just a little bit more annoying.
You did not have the Big...
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Anyone out there with a Zune?
I’m attempting to add a large album (120 songs) to my collection in the Zune software, so I can then add it to the Zune itself.
Trouble is, if I simply drag and drop the album into the collection, it only adds about 40 songs. Plus, it’s listed as “Unknown Album.” And the music itself is jumbled up—as in, song A has song X’s title.
When I open a file...
today, my cat tried to put a mouse in my mom's...
jesuswasacommunist:
bubonickitten:
she’s really good at catching mice. she just never knows what to do with them once she has them. she doesn’t know how to kill them, so she can’t really present them to us in the way she would like. she settles for sitting outside my parents’ bedroom door with the mouse in her mouth, making muffled wails until my dad opens the door, scares the crap out of her,...
Canada Is About To Pass Sopa’s Evil Little... →
livelaughawesome:
“I’m a Canadian.
We’re a quiet bunch; prone to enjoying hockey, drinking stronger beer than our friends south of the border, and lovers of fries smothered in cheese curds and gravy.
We also, apparently, have an inferiority complex when it comes to being evil dirt bags, because we’ve decided to pass our very own version of SOPA up here.
Only better*
Meet Bill-C11. Formerly...
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OH SHIT
I’m downloading Facade.
SHIT’S GONNA HIT THE FAN I TELL YA
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IMPORTANT: ACTA is NOT official and has NOT been...
lordmeowrail:
( I’d like to ask that anyone who reads this to PLEASE reblog this so there isn’t a widespread panic and violent protests. Tumblr needs to stop posting partial information. It is counterproductive and we need to know the truth so we don’t give up and think the fight is over. )
There wasn’t a vote. It was a signing and the voting isn’t going to happen for a while.
“The committee...
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Hilarious Propaganda Posters →
These are great.
