Someday I will make a video of my facial...
Because I just saw the most awful thing ever and I’m pretty sure I made a pretty funny face when I saw it.
I hope rick santorum goes to a debate, and for some reason he can’t pronounce a really basic word no matter how hard he tries, and it makes him look really silly.
So I tried the Windows 8 beta
houseofgoose: chompass: grapeyguts: smallpail: afrobutts: What the fuck guys? This is tragic. Why are you trying to make a desktop OS work like an iPad? Why do I have to minimise each app I’m using to look at another? Why is the desktop it’s own app that lacks a start menu? WHAT WERE YOU THINKING GUYS?! Since when did this Become better than this? seriously just look at this...
EVERYONE READ THIS. THIS IS HUGE IMPORTANT.
grapesandwineandshit: emilylikesaliens: fwiffo: riningear: there-is-no-pumpkin: Seriously, reblog this right now. Any of your followers can be Anonymous. Whether this is real or not, precautions are always good. i don’t understand what this means am i stupid as hell or something ??????????????????????????? wait what o Wait, is this implying that the FBI will come to...
rudimentree: noonanoodle: stupid-lyre: fluxcapacitoppar: autumn-and-eve: rosemannequin: homorobotica: fraudstory: richwhitelesbian: i hope rick santorum is walking down the street and someone is walking the opposite way towards him and they both try to go around eachother the same direction and end up both looking like complete tools to all the cars driving by I hope Rick...
One Million Moms Protest Comics
cyruspotnoodle: gailsimone: …and what should be done about it? The bigot group ONE MILLION MOMS is protesting Archie Comics for their positive and prominent portrayal of a gay male character, Kevin Keller, in their recent books. They are also protesting Toys R Us for displaying and selling these books. These are the same awesome bigots (who, by the way, number in the tens of thousands,...
bouncybat: cheeze-n-hardstyle: dr0gue: franfine: lil-misty: glamydia: oh my god did she die THE GIRL THAT JUST EATS CAKE is it mean if i almost died of laughter omg why the fuck would you do that? Murder by cake. I like how casual the kid eating the cake is.
These new icons will take some getting used to. (I actually couldn’t navigate the old ones that well, either.)
Anonymous asked: Well there are those savants that...
ipgd: pornjunkyard: Ive seen them, theyre the product of a good enviroment and a good attitude towards art and themselves. What i hate about this natural talent bullshit is that it makes people thin kthat if theres naturaly talented people, there must be naturally untalented people incapable of the simplest bits of learning in the craft they have put a hand on. And coincidentally many peopel...
someone: we need an idea for Hot Topic t-shirts
someone else: how about charlie the unicorn
someone: that is old as fuck no one care about THAT shit anymore,,,
someone else: what about edgy emo tees????
someone: no.... thats too obvious......
genius: IVE GOT IT
genius: WE TAKE 'GIR' FROM INVADER ZIM
genius: AND PUT HIM ON A T-SHIRT
someone: but we've already done that like a hundred times
genius: WAIT LET ME FINISH
genius: WE TAKE 'GIR' FROM INVADER ZIM......
genius: AND PUT HIM ON A T-SHIRT
genius: WITH "U MAD?" WRITTEN UNDER IT IN ALL CAPS WITH BIG BLUE LETTERS
the conference room is quiet
everyone stares in awe at the genius
someone begins to stand up and clap
the others begin to stand up and clap as well until the room is roaring with loud clapping sounds
someone: its PERFECT
everyone starts crying at the sheer beauty
one million shirts are manufactured and shipped to hot topic stores across the globe
hot topic sales go up 100% that week
So I have a problem with sketchbooks. Basically when I get horny, I sometimes feel like drawing porn instead of just, you know, looking at it. This happens pretty rarely, and I suck at drawing genitals/naked folks. So my porn comes out looking really awkward. The other problem is that I draw it on whatever blank space I can find. So basically, 98% of the time you’ll find completely,...
thedruff: tosylic: thedruff: PASSING THIS SHOULD BE A PREREQUISITE BEFORE GETTING INVOLVED WITH HEATED ARGUMENTS ON TUMBLR perfect~
I love animation because in the world of animation, you can be anything you...– CHRIS ROCK, introducing the Best Animated Film Oscar. (via inothernews)
subetaconfessions: The survival festival [Love Epidemic] is my favorite event that Subeta does, I look forward to on site holidays usually more than I do RL ones and this is no exception. This year however, while the plot is interesting and a bit more involved than last year, it annoys me that it’s going so slow and that we have to battle in the Colosseum to move forward in the 5th installment...
fallingintothedenouement: fallingintothedenouement: so we had 3 bottles of shampoo and 0 bottles of conditioner then mum came home excited that she bought ten bottles of conditioner on sale it turns out she bought shampoo now we have 13 bottles of shampoo and 0 bottles of conditioner here’s another fun little tidbit the shampoo she bought is for premium blonde to sand dune coloured...
aight royal ontario museum you and I have to talk.
$50.00 shipping for a $30.00 item is not OK. I understand that international shipping is a bit pricier and if I remember correctly, there was some crazy shit going down with Canada’s postal service, but that’s still a bit ridiculous. I’ll just keep surfing eBay, or you can actually email me back and maybe we can discuss this because I am not paying $80.00 for those lovely...
fussybabybitch: I like my men how I like my coffee: as a fetishized object of desire
I have to choose between two “styles” for a pet I have on this silly (and rather unprofessional) virtual pet website. So… help me choose. or ?
Paint your own nebula! →
sanityscraps: My reaction: and
So has anyone else noticed that the people who have those seizure-inducing icons on dA are mostly Nazis? Some of ‘em are Communists and some are Anarchists but the majority of them seem to be Nazis (or at the very least Nazitards who romanticize the Third Reich in the oddest of ways).
Dunno why I was just thinking about this, but I remember the first time I wrote stories for my pets’ pages on Neopets. One of my pets, Lucky (with arbitrary numbers), was a pirate. And naturally, he spoke like one. He also had a parrot-like petpet, who was characterized as being very mean and violent. Anyway, the story on his pet page was in the 2nd person—“you said this”...
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Woman: My boyfriend isn't excited about sex anymore, because I lost my figure due to pregnancy. Will you pay for his erectile dysfunction pills?