August 2012
So turns out that a lot of sports/school mascots come from the most successful/prominent trade of the area. For instance, Steelers is obviously from the steel companies, Green Bay Packers because they’s a packing company, etc.
My high school mascot was the pioneers, and turns out there was a very successful “Pioneers Beer” company in the area when the school was built.
July 2012
So my doctor said I need two letters in order for her to prescribe T. I am extremely upset about this because 1) I’ve already got one goddamn letter and 2) I’m sick of asking cis people permission to identify as a man. I’m just ridiculously tired of all these legal loops and hurdles I keep having to jump through.
Whatever. I’m calling planned parenthood and some other...
“He now identifies as a journalist, but was born naked, hairless, and unable to...”
– What I think when I read mainstream coverage of trans people (via amydentata)
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catertothehollow replied to your post: Aw fuck. Tomorrow’s my consultation…
good luck ;__; i hope you don’t have to wait longer, but even if you do, you’ll be happier soon enough :cc
Thanks! I hope I don’t have to wait anymore as well. I’m sure I’ll manage if I do have to wait, but before I’m forced to wait I’ll fight it as politely and professionally as...
I still can’t believe that the official Obama campaign tumblr is talking about ships and OTPs.
I wonder if previous campaign crews did the same thing in the past. Was there a devout Washington/Hamilton following at some point?
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georgshadow replied to your post: Aw fuck. Tomorrow’s my consultation…
try not to be scared, and be hopeful instead. I know that’s easier said than done, but still try.
Thank you. I know that she’s a good enough doctor that she won’t yank me around when I explain my situation to her, but I guess I’m just paranoid about everything because it’s just been so. damn....
Aw fuck.
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Tomorrow’s my consultation with my doctor. I’m looking forward to it but at the same time I’m downright paralyzed and terrified at the idea that she might refer me to an endocrinologist who’ll make me wait several months before even doing blood tests.
I have literally no idea what I’ll do if that happens. Literally no clue.
I’m scared.
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My OTP: Barack Obama and the Oval Office.
Well everyone
we finally discovered what Obama’s OTP is
and it’s a self-insert.
A warning.
knezojadransko:
There is a virus going around.
If someone reblogs something to do with giveaway headphones, don’t click the link, and don’t go to the person’s blog.
Also, I suggest not doing read mores for a while. There’s something up with them, too.
Please reblog and spread this around.
It also posts about McDonald’s gift certificates. Bottom rule is, if there’s a bit.ly...
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fussybabybitch:
Real women have curves but 2D women can have 3 foot long horse dicks and like four boobs.
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person: she--
me: it's he.
person: *condescending smile* well, on your birth certificate--
me: yeah, it also says ' 8lbs, 6 oz '-- a lot has changed over the years
I also wanted to have a prehistoric arthropod but TNT has yet to release a Tyrannian Ruki or Buzz, so I’m SOL for now.
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I made a prehistoric-themed Neopets side account. →
It’s all about prehistoric animals, so naturally, all the guys on there will be painted Tyrannian.
Machaerodus - True saber-toothed cat. This one was the most obvious. Andreolepis - Earliest-known ray-finned fish. I wanted to go with a prehistoric “finger fish” (transitional tetrapod; that was the nickname my geology teacher gave it) but I couldn’t justify using the very...
shorturl:
in 2020
it’s going to be 420
for a whole month
Perhaps I will smoke exactly one joint during that month. on 4/20/20, naturally.
Got a warning for trying to cleverly censor “tumblr” in a private neomail. (Is there any way to get around that and still have the other person know what you’re talking about? Seriously?)
Christ, TNT. This is some 1984 bullshit and you know it. I bet living in Neopia is exactly the same as living in North Korea.
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“We recently observed a female fetus at 32 weeks’ gestation touching the vulva...”
– uhhhhh
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if this gets reblogged 1k times ussr comes back
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>create new side account >can’t think of a name for the first neopet >Bara >”The name bara is taken!” >Baraman >name is available >smirk to self
OK I shaped up and actually made a ~*serious*~ Neopets profile. (Read as: I found a neat pre-made one and decided to use it.) I’ll probably change the background a little and I’ll definitely replace the picture of the pirate skeith thar, cute as it is.
I like that I can display all my pets from my side accounts on it, too.
daekimonium answered your question: im20andwhatisthis: What’s with the Tyrannian…
Now, see, you’re insulting the Mutant Peophin. I will not stand for this, sir! And the Kau, too? God have mercy on your soul.
I actually think both are really cool designs. Especially since the Kau reminds me of Cthulhu. :V They just look way, way different compared to earlier mutants.
Casually looking up opium use and effects right now.
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I’m tempted to write a story about gay anthro Neopets and opium and addiction. Maftir seems like the kinda guy to smoke opium, anyway. Plus I recently decided that he “dies” due to drug abuse. Because him being painted ghost is more of a metaphor than anything.
Hm. Do I really want to go down this rabbit hole?
WHEN CATS FORGET TO PULL THEIR TONGUE ALL THE WAY...
cynicalwitch:
fickjamori:
schim:
LITERALLY MY FAVOURITE THING…………
I especially like it when black cats do it because their little pink tongues show up so much.
Also this further proves that cats are perfect.
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im20andwhatisthis:
What’s with the Tyrannian Gelert? I’m not a big fan of the Tyrannian colour, but there’s pets like this:
and this:
and then there’s the gelert version:
Seriously, what happened there?
Same thing that happened with the mutant pets.
You’ve got
and
which are pretty basic for mutant pets, and then suddenly
HEY WAIT WHAT
WHAT IS
HOW DID THIS HAPPEN
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tophbeifongz:
remiria:
when someone runs a good blog but their personality is unbearable
when someone has a good personality but their blog is unbearable
when someone runs a good blog but you VEHEMENTLY disagree with some of their political/social views
gossipgran:
the importance of an eñe
yo tengo 15 anos (i have 15 anuses)
yo tengo 15 años (i am 15 years old)
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jesuswasacommunist replied to your photo: OK. So this is basically the best parody of that…
wait i don’t get what happened omfg
The trans dude switched genitals and etc. with the trans lady and she got pregnant for some reason?? And then had a miscarriage I suppose.
Disclaimer: Miscarriage is only funny when it’s miscarriage a la Tim Buckley.
protokol:
Has anyone else ever wondered how much a suit like that costs? Like, it can’t be cheap, and you have to wonder how much people are willing to spend to partake in a fetish.
